Favorite films

Recent reviews

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  In the Realm of the Senses 1976

  ★★★★ Watched 18 Mar 2025

  Moral of the story is to have sex but don’t like it too much because if you like it too much very bad things will happen to your peepee

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  Police Story 1985

  ★★★★½ Watched 17 Mar 2025 1

  Pairing this with a Dogme 95 is epic chungus lowk

Popular reviews

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  Deadpool & Wolverine 2024

  ½ Watched 30 Jul 2024 1

  Watching this movie is like going through an unorthodox mushroom trip. The movie starts and the come up is a numbing dread, meta jokes about meta jokes about penises. It’s sickening. You want to throw up and stop tripping, but suddenly you’re over the ridge, a wave of euphoria. It’s Channing Tatum. Channing Tatum does a different accent every time he speaks. Chinese, Jamaican, French. He’s created an entire character built solely out of “my name Jeff”. You’re just happy,…

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  Strange Darling 2023

  ★★★★ Rewatched 28 Aug 2024 1

  Really cool that we got to chat up Director bc he just happened to be at the Topanga AMC Tuesday 8:15 showing. It’s a shame there’s like zero marketing for this because I had no idea it existed before Resident Chad Cinephile Charlie Scott informed me. Thanks Charlie. And it passed the normie test (Obtin)

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