Josh Siegel

Josh Siegel

All of these reviews are actually made up; I haven’t seen a movie in 8 years

Favorite films

  • Uncut Gems
  • Dr. Strangelove or: How I Learned to Stop Worrying and Love the Bomb
  • Blade Runner 2049
  • Barry Lyndon

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  • Columbus

    ★★★½

  • Blue Velvet

    ★★★★

  • Ran

    ★★★★½

  • The Menu

    ★★★½

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  • Fire of Love

    Fire of Love

    ★★★★

    This is what we like to call an Alik 5

  • Hearts and Minds

    Hearts and Minds

    ★★★★½

    This film came out in the spring of 1974, before the Second Indochina War had even fully ended, and there’s a couple things to consider with that context in mind.

    For one thing, the film was made for an audience who was already familiar with the war as it had been reported in the American media. Popular histories and popular culture in the years since 1974, this film included, have given the modern American a picture of the war much…

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  • The Banshees of Inisherin

    The Banshees of Inisherin

    ★★★★

    Every town’s got the:
    -Lovable dullarse
    -Bitter old man
    -Girl who’s way too good for this place
    -Creepy freaky little weirdo guy
    -Godawful cop
    -Old crone (possibly supernatural)
    -World’s Nosiest Woman
    -Priest who can’t stand these gobshites
    -Miniature donkey

    Which are you???

  • Elvis

    Elvis

    ★★½

    I’d call this a feast for the eyes but it’s really more like a “The Whale pizza scene” for the eyes.

    I respect the sheer audacity on display here. Butler puts his all into his performance as well.

    But this felt like an honest to god 2 hour 40 minute TikTok, an hagiography of a man who caused spontaneous orgasms and had so many black friends, you guys. 2 hours and 40 minutes of The Penguin gaslighting me that I killed…

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