jsinople81

jsinople81

Favorite films

  • The Sting
  • Ferris Bueller's Day Off
  • Casablanca
  • Inception

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  • Black Bag

    ★★★½

  • Belle de Jour

    ★★½

  • Crimes and Misdemeanors

    ★★★★

  • Another Round

    ★★★★½

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  • Dog Man

    Dog Man

    ★★½

    *Gene Siskel nearing the end of his review*

    “And due to the impracticality of Dog Man, I have to vote thumbs down”

  • Megalopolis

    Megalopolis

    ★½

    Francis Ford Coppola returns to the director’s chair in his long-awaited Megalopolis, one of four new films we’ll be reviewing this week on Siskel and Ebert. 

    I’m Roger Ebert of the Chicago Sun-Times.

    And I’m Gene Siskel of the Chicago Tribune, and our first film is Megalopolis and what a load of fucking shit this movie is

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  • Unfrosted

    Unfrosted

    Jerry Seinfeld makes his movie directorial debut and his first acting role since 2007's Bee Movie in Unfrosted, a fictionalized story about the creation of the breakfast staple, the pop-tart. Those looking forward to this movie, I am sorry to report that this will go down as one of the worst movies of the year. 

    This is a shockingly-bad film with a star-studded cast, decent cinematography for a story taking place in the 1960s, and an interesting premise if you…

  • Mulholland Drive

    Mulholland Drive

    ★★★★½

    Laura Elena Harring and Naomi Watts play the slinky brunette and the bubbly blonde in David Lynch's Mulholland Drive, one of the few brilliant movies in a disappointing year. This is a Hollywood film noir told entirely within a dream and there are no waking moments as far as I'm concerned and like a dream it lingers on what it finds fascinating, it shortcuts the dead-ends, it includes bits & pieces of other dreams, and it touches on various real memories. …

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