jsmitt

jsmitt

Favorite films

  • The Lord of the Rings: The Fellowship of the Ring
  • Princess Mononoke
  • Spider-Man: Into the Spider-Verse
  • Star Wars

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  • The Fall Guy

    ★★★

  • Die Hart 2: Die Harter

    ★½

  • Whiplash

    ★★★★★

  • Anora

    ★½

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  • The Fall Guy

    The Fall Guy

    ★★★

    I would recommend die harter 2 for fans of real action films

  • Die Hart 2: Die Harter

    Die Hart 2: Die Harter

    ★½

    *the one negotiation tactic business schools don’t teach you*

    pour hot tea on your balls.

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  • Dune: Part Two

    Dune: Part Two

    ★★★★★

    Ok. Wow.

    Bringing a book as beloved and massive as Dune to the big screen as successfully as Denis Villeneuve has is nothing short of incredible.

    Akin to the sun on Arrakis— the soundtrack, Paul riding the Maker and becoming Fremen— everything feels so heavy. It’s this consistent weight that beats you down throughout the whole movie.

    One of my favorite movie-going experiences to date, and just like Austin Butler with his uncle, I will definitely be going in for seconds.

  • Dune

    Dune

    ★★★★½

    Paul Atreides off the spice sweats like that guy at the bar who’s 12 deep, just packed a fresh 15mg upper decker, and might be starting to realize it’s too much.

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