jsperkins

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Style is substance, you rubes. Thrash Metal is for the kids.

Favorite films

  • Moonlight
  • The Social Network
  • Stalker
  • In the Mood for Love

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  • Monkey Man

    ★★★½

  • Yesterday

    ★★★½

  • Angel Dust

  • Gallipoli

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  • Monkey Man

    Monkey Man

    ★★★½

    Luigi should’ve trained this hard

  • Gallipoli

    Gallipoli

    Final shot

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  • Deadpool & Wolverine

    Deadpool & Wolverine

    ½

    I think human consciousness is a tragic misstep in human evolution. We became too self aware; nature created an aspect of nature separate from itself. We are creatures that should not exist by natural law. We are things that labor under the illusion of having a self, a secretion of sensory experience and feeling, programmed with total assurance that we are each somebody, when in fact everybody’s nobody. I think the honorable thing for our species to do is deny…

  • Megalopolis

    Megalopolis

    ★★★★

    A world where no one talks in movie theaters… that’s a utopia. Seriously, the amount of obnoxious talking and jeering from this crowd… I just don’t get it. 

    What I do get is the vision here. Coppola is working on levels and in registers that are unorthodox in one breath, shockingly old fashioned in the next. It’s disheartening to see how little tolerance people have for something that’s trying to do something differently. 

    Boomer to the core, but in a way I found endearing. I enjoyed it! 

    Aubrey Plaza is hot.