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  Nosferatu 2024

  ★★★½ Watched 05 Jan 2025

  Disregard the other guy’s review. Beautifully shot, well acted, and tightly wound story. Enough gore to keep horror fans proud. Recommend watching by yourself for the full experience. Probably helps when you’re not 3 seats away from an animated Babylon denier

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  War for the Planet of the Apes 2017

  ★★★★ Watched 05 Jun 2024

  This movie is beautiful

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  Limitless 2011

  ★★★ Watched 30 Apr 2024

  Spent all his time trying to find the pill when the Miller Lite + 6 wintergreen combo was right in front of him. Clearly wasn’t thinking at 100% capacity

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  Napoleon 2023

  ★★★½ Watched 23 Nov 2023 1

  Clearly directed by an Englishman. I fear I could’ve done more with this cast and budget. Definitely caught a Marvel joke or two. The battles are awesome. The love story hit at times but not quite enough. I just wanted more horse charges tbh.

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