Favorite films

Recent reviews

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  Novocaine 2025

  ★★★½ Watched 18 Mar 2025

  When a woman finally likes you, and you decide to channel your inner John Wick, forgetting you can barely open a jar of pickles without panicking.

  “Good Soup”

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  Gladiator II 2024

  ★★★ Watched 01 Mar 2025

  Feels less like a fight for glory and more like a guy clocking into the Colosseum for another shift.

  “Good Soup”

Popular reviews

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  Saltburn 2023

  ½ Watched 20 Jan 2024

  It feels like someone's “eats the rich” fetish fan fiction.

  “Bad Soup”

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  Last Breath 2025

  ★★★★ Watched 03 Mar 2025

  Nothing like watching seasoned deep-sea divers play an intense game of ‘Find the Lost Diver’ 300 feet underwater. If you thought your job was stressful, try holding your breath for 30 minutes.

  “Watered down soup”