jstin13

jstin13

any movie that wants to be longer than 3 hours has to prove it's as good as return of the king (2003)

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  • The Name of the Rose

    ★★★

  • Conclave

    ★★★★½

  • A Real Pain

    ★★★★

  • Sweethearts

    ★★★

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  • Salem's Lot

    Salem's Lot

    ★★

    pros: gordon lightfoot needle drop, excellent portrayal of mark, lewis pullman existing (altho he didn't do a great job lol)

    cons: pretty much everything else including terrible maine accents, that fuckass bob, total lack of accuracy to the book (my favorite of stephen king's), almost all of the writing

    it just moves wayyy too fast thru the plot. what makes the book work so well is the slow buildup... and this movie's production and editing are ass too

  • Drive-Away Dolls

    Drive-Away Dolls

    ★★½

    i think if there's gonna be a zany movie about dykes, then dykes should actually make the movie, not a coen brother + his presumably heterosexual wife. but yknow whatever

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  • Casablanca

    Casablanca

    ★★★★★

    quite possibly the best film ever made, of course, but more importantly it's my dad's favorite which makes it truly Movie Of All Time

  • Anatomy of a Fall

    Anatomy of a Fall

    ★★★★

    "p.i.m.p." (instrumental version) playing as the camera pans slowly over my unmoving corpse is how i wanna go out

    also, the american judicial system may not be perfect but at least here you don't have to listen to lawyers endlessly lecturing and pontificating at the jury or baseless conjecture and hearsay from both witnesses and counsel lmao

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