I liked a lot of the jokes and the monkey was rather ominous. not a very standout movie tho. great for a nice chill experience. 

side note: just found out you can bring up the armrests and make a couch in the regal starlight. almost passed out. 

comfort: 7/10
movie: 2.5/5

final rating of experience: 3 stars

wouldn’t watch again, don’t regret watching. about as neutral as they get.

only thing that made this bearable was the 3 boxes of candy I single-handedly annihilated.
why did you let me do that kenners.

lukewarm opinion echoing everyone else: fight scenes were amazing, everything else was filler so we could justify having these amazing fight scenes.

Didn’t like it. Best part of the movie was talking about how bad it was while watching it. Dude to my left wasn’t a fan of my commentary for some reason🤫🤫

Lost a star for the 2 hour long search party sequence where nothing happened.

Shout out to this regal for letting me bring a whole ass pizza in the theater 😭

my apologies to the girls behind me that had to listen to 3 individual mcdonalds burger wrappers crinkling, as well as my — possibly over enthusiastic — loudly playing with the toy from my happy meal, as well as the worker that had to clean my seat after seeing that freaky ass movie.

I was gonna say something about how i’m going to be giving a crude impersonation of the main male character, but after further consideration, he might be hot but FUCK cheaters.
I do want an arm tattoo now tho…

best Antonio Banderas performance since spy kids 2