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  Nomadland 2020

  ★★★★★ Rewatched 23 May 2022 1

  This repeat watch just made me confused. Confused at how so many people I know really, really don’t like this film. It makes absolutely no sense to me.

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  Lux Æterna 2019

  ★★★★½ Watched 23 May 2022

  The fact that something practically designed to assault your senses is still so beautiful really demonstrates that Gaspar Noé is more than just a fucked up dude making jumbled nonsense. The diptych technique works perfectly here to disorient and confuse you, your attention drawn a thousand different ways. Many describe the flashing light sequence as painful, but, to be honest, it completely threw me into a trance. This is a disorienting, maddening, entrancing film and I loved every second of it.

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  The Batman 2022

  ★★★★½ Watched 04 Mar 2022

  CHRISTOPHER NOLAN CAN SUCK MY FAT COCK

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  BATMAN IS NOT SOME FUCKING CHAD AND HE DEFINITELY DOESN’T START OUT AS ONE. 

  This is not a knock on Christian Bale it was just bad writing.

  We’re talking about a ptsd riddled recluse who  could realistically be on the spectrum, not that there’s anything wrong with that.…

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  The Shining 1980

  ★★★★★ Watched 22 Jan 2022 1

  The Shining has always been such a megalith of the horror genre, so much so that nearly every story beat has been beaten to death by popular culture.

  Yet somehow, my first viewing still felt completely new to me. Every second I spent proverbially on my toes, even as I watched through scenes I had grown up seeing been referenced over and over and over again.

  It’s no wonder at all to me why the shining is still so oftly…

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