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Dungeons & Dragons 2000
I enjoyed the historically accurate nipple armor.
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Cats 2019
Walking out of the movie Cats was like waking up from a completely incoherent, riotously chaotic fever dream. Sweaty, excited, baffled by something that was neither nightmare nor fantasy, I've never felt less control over my experience of anything. Watching Cats is being a passenger in a lucid dream controlled by Tom Hooper, who has too much power; Enough power to film Ian McKellen lapping up a bowl of liquid and being caught in the act, then Animorph him into…
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Everything Everywhere All at Once 2022
The Great Movie Drought (which begun and may have been triggered by the release of the ineffable neutron bomb Cats (2019)) ends here. This is the first movie in a very long time that has made me crave seconds as soon as I walked out, and I think it would take seconds or thirds for me to digest and spit out any insights as profound as the many the film already earnestly and clearly provides... Just imagine an Everything Bagel, but more.
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