Favorite films

Recent reviews

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  The Piano Teacher 2001

  ★★★ Watched 08 Feb 2025

  One star for when she sniffs the cum rag
  One star for when she peeps at the drive-in
  One star for the extended bathroom sex scene
  Minus one star for the mom rape scene 
  One star for the hallway rape scene?
  Disturbing on so many levels, most of all that I spent half the movie hard.

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  Nosferatu 2024

  ★★ Watched 24 Jan 2025

  An irrepressibly horny girl pledges herself to a vampire with a fat cock, and their love engulfs the world. The prior sentence may or may not be true, I literally had no idea what was going on most of the time. A few scenes were uncomfortably hot though.

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