Juanita

Juanita

Fuck highbrow and lowbrow I’m only interested in the ones that do something with the medium

Favorite films

  • Parasite
  • Pride & Prejudice
  • Spider-Man: Into the Spider-Verse
  • The Last Black Man in San Francisco

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  • The Fall Guy

    ★★★★

  • Magic Mike's Last Dance

    ★★½

  • Lonely Planet

  • Challengers

    ★★½

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  • The Fall Guy

    The Fall Guy

    ★★★★

    Ummmmm totally charming !111

    A beautiful ode to the stunt profession, clever jokes minus the over done dog-chomp-balls bit, fun with the cinematic storytelling, a perfectly good romance and a perfectly good action, and last but not least, the chemistry between Ryan and Emily literally made me believe in love again lol.

  • Magic Mike's Last Dance

    Magic Mike's Last Dance

    ★★½

    They really threw in the towel with this one, if you’re gonna make a silly movie about hunky male strippers at least make it fuuuuun. Lacking chemistry everywhere and odd, really a first draft of the script type vibes. Bummer bro! Everyone wants a feel good movie with boys who have c*m gutters

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  • Lonely Planet

    Lonely Planet

    unfortunately i watched this.






    what happened to casting for chemistry?!?!?!?!?!

  • Everything Everywhere All at Once

    Everything Everywhere All at Once

    ★★★★★

    This movie made me want to stand and clap intermittently like a boomer clapping when the play lands but the plane metaphorically landed like a billion times throughout the movie.
    New sincerity forever! You can be the most ridiculous movie and the most moving. You can truly have it all.