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  Moonrise Kingdom 2012

  ★★★★★ Watched 22 Mar 2025

  The moments where the camera isn't parallel to a wall or other feature? Like... ten? I enjoy the flat postcard quality of every scene, and the silly whimsical story. A perfect movie.

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  Stoker 2013

  ★★★★ Watched 27 Feb 2025

  Uncomfortable. Creepy. Enraging. Those are three words I wrote. So is she a vampire or what

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  The Nutcracker 2010

  ★★★★★ Watched 02 Dec 2023

  I screamed so hard at this movie. We all did. It was absolutely a bonkers trip of insanity

  It's a children's musical starring Nathan Lane.
  And John Turturro.
  It pastiches the holocaust. Yes, that one. With Hitler and everything.
  There are "smoke factories." That burn TOYS. At least some of which are SENTIENT BEINGS.

  Words fail. Get a group of friends and watch this deeply disturbing movie

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  Things to Do in Denver When You're Dead 1995

  ½ Watched 24 Jan 2025 1

  The most try-hard wannabe gangster movie with an outstanding cast that manages to have zero charisma. How can Christopher Walken, Christopher Lloyd, Andy Garcia and Steve Buscemi have absolutely zero rizz. Why are Gabrielle Anwar and Fairuza Balk so desperate for Garcia's grinning mumbling fake-slang-spouting loser. So so bad don't watch this it's bad ,and not bad enough to be fun.

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