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The Goonies 1985
Not at ALL what I was expecting from the title, but pretty good I think
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Five Nights at Freddy's 2023
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Being completely honest, from a movie enjoying standpoint, this movie was okay. The weakest point is definitely the writing, it's completely run-of-the-mill. Some of the writing seemed like a workaround to shoehorn in some kind of reference. A normal person who grew up outside with friends and hobbies and has no background in FNAF would not be able to appreciate this movie nearly as much as they should be able to. This is very noticeable, especially with the antagonist, I…
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Good Will Hunting 1997
This is clearly a propaganda piece to suggest smart people exist outside of Harvard in Boston. Very long movie tbh pacing was just not there. It had a bunch of iconic moments but like that doesn’t excuse the fact this film is overall kind of boring and didn’t have a lot to say. I saw ZERO Good Wills being hunted, let alone any Good Wills in the movie. Also that British person, what the hell did she even do in…
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Whiplash 2014
Okay lowkey I think that Fletcher guy is an asshole, he really showed a couple red flags and I was not digging his vibe. Jazz bros keep telling me “ermmm it’s not actually that impressive or accurate” SHUT THE HELL UP MAYBE⁉️ The drum guy went through hell to become a star and I can’t help but feel bittersweet at the ending. Like dang good for you, you hit a nasty clip in front of all these white people, but…
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