Juan Tooawesome

Juan Tooawesome

Movies can’t critique things, that job belongs to ME

Favorite films

  • Rocky
  • The Green Mile
  • Everything Everywhere All at Once
  • Hereditary

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  • The Goonies

    ★★½

  • BlacKkKlansman

    ★★★★★

  • Five Nights at Freddy's

    ★★★

  • Spider-Man: Across the Spider-Verse

    ★★★★½

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  • The Goonies

    The Goonies

    ★★½

    Not at ALL what I was expecting from the title, but pretty good I think

  • Five Nights at Freddy's

    Five Nights at Freddy's

    ★★★

    This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.

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  • Good Will Hunting

    Good Will Hunting

    ★★★

    This is clearly a propaganda piece to suggest smart people exist outside of Harvard in Boston. Very long movie tbh pacing was just not there. It had a bunch of iconic moments but like that doesn’t excuse the fact this film is overall kind of boring and didn’t have a lot to say. I saw ZERO Good Wills being hunted, let alone any Good Wills in the movie. Also that British person, what the hell did she even do in…

  • Whiplash

    Whiplash

    ★★★★

    Okay lowkey I think that Fletcher guy is an asshole, he really showed a couple red flags and I was not digging his vibe. Jazz bros keep telling me “ermmm it’s not actually that impressive or accurate” SHUT THE HELL UP MAYBE⁉️ The drum guy went through hell to become a star and I can’t help but feel bittersweet at the ending. Like dang good for you, you hit a nasty clip in front of all these white people, but…

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