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Silly little film major who likes silly little lists to organize her silly little movies

Favorite films

  • Perfect Blue
  • Bound
  • Bram Stoker's Dracula
  • Everything Everywhere All at Once

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  • Muppet Classic Theater

  • Mickey 17

    ★★★½

  • Blacula

  • Fright Night

    ★★★★½

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  • Alien

    Alien

    ★★★★

    This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.

  • Jennifer's Body

    Jennifer's Body

    ★★★★★

    DoesTheDogDie won’t warn you about this but there is a Chrisp Ratt jumpscare in this movie

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  • Muppet Classic Theater

    Muppet Classic Theater

    Gotta love a weird little man

  • Mickey 17

    Mickey 17

    ★★★½

    The way he speaks implies neurodivergency (Mickey 17) or lgbt (Mickey 18)

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