Jordan Hoff

Jordan Hoff

This year's Spooky October list 🎃💀👻🎃
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Favorite films

  • Alien
  • The Empire Strikes Back
  • Big Trouble in Little China
  • The Thing

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  • Godzilla × Kong: The New Empire

    ★★½

  • Mission: Impossible II

    ★★★½

  • Thelma

    ★★★★

  • Barb & Star Go to Vista Del Mar

    ★★★★

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  • Godzilla × Kong: The New Empire

    Godzilla × Kong: The New Empire

    ★★½

    It's super cute when Godzilla takes a cat nap in the Roman Colosseum.

  • Mission: Impossible II

    Mission: Impossible II

    ★★★½

    The whole ridiculous motorcycle scene straight into wild beach fight finale, is still badass after all these years ha. John Woo and his slow-motion doves, are action gold haha

    Edit: the second you submit a review for a Mission Impossible movie, an automated message pops up saying your account is compromised and the review will self destruct in 5 seconds! Did I just imagine that?! 😎

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  • Big Trouble in Little China

    Big Trouble in Little China

    ★★★★★

    "What's in the flask, Egg, magic potion?"
    "Yeah"
    "Thought so, good. What do we do, drink it?"
    "Yeah"
    "Good, thought so."

    This movie has some of the best and most ridiculous line deliveries ever and I love it so much. You can tell they all had so much fun making this! Also, the end theme song Carpenter and Howarth made, is a banger!
    Be sure to watch the music video...

    "Son of a bitch must pay"

  • Nosferatu

    Nosferatu

    ★★★★

    Got to see it in 35mm at the glorious Hollywood Theater, and they gave everyone a special little film print of the movie! Loved this though. Was just as dark and beautiful as it should be, and the use of candle light and shadows was perfect. Maybe my new favorite Willem Dafoe role as well, with his absurdly long pipe! Saw the late sold out showing with lots of drunken distractions in the audience, so I'm definitely gonna see it again.