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  Shutter Island 2010

  ★★★★½ Watched 27 Mar 2025

  Wtf was Martin Scorsese thinking making a movie that isn’t boring as fuck

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  No Country for Old Men 2007

  ★★★★½ Watched 26 Mar 2025

  Young man: May I have some country?

  Sure!

  Old man: :(

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  There Will Be Blood 2007

  ★★★★½ Watched 20 Mar 2025

  1 min - where’s the blood
  2 min - still no blood
  3 min - ok they haven’t even talked yet just give the blood a moment we have 2 and a half hours
  5 - ok he fell down a 20 foot stone hole and lost consciousness time for blood
  6 - Nvrm bloodless 20 foot fall
  7 - he’s out in the sun and there really isn’t blood
  10 - there will be mud?
  12 - it said there will be blood it didn’t say when I guess it is hinting towards a bit of a wait
  12.5 - ah

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  Haunt 2019

  ★★½ Watched 01 Aug 2024

  If only she could read backwards

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