“The goddamn movies. They can ruin you. I'm not kidding."
I like movies about cool guys shooting people.
I swear, Spain has the exact opposite of whatever is going on in Italy, because all of their horror/horror-adjecent movies just suck. Absolutely sauceless filmmaking, everything's flat and ugly and there's not a single memorable image or a hint of atmosphere in the entire movie. There's some nice sound design, that's the most I can give them. It's funny to see so many reviews insisting that you have to go into this one blind, because you can see the supposedly…
How the fuck do you have a lingering close-up of a table saw and then not have somebody killed by the fucking table saw? Amateur hour.