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Recent reviews

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  The Platform 2019

  ★ Watched 25 Feb 2025

  all this movie gave me was a little chuckle when that lady tactically speed shat on that black guy

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  Se7en 1995

  Watched 23 Feb 2025

  they always asking whats in the box? how bout whats in my pants. raging boner sorry guys ive gotten a bit weird the last couple reviews

Popular reviews

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  The Sixth Sense 1999

  ★★★★½ Watched 23 Feb 2025 2

  4:00pm fat shit in my toilet (rushed) (still wiped clean though) 
  4:01pm realisation fat shit clogged my toilet
  4:02pm leave house (already late to function)
  
  fast forward
  
  8:00pm begin the sixth sense
  8:12pm unnamed guest attempts to use toilet. not received well. i am alerted toilet is clogged (still) (dry) (poo exposed) (i laugh, i forget) 
  8:13pm til end of movie: dam this a good movie
  9:34pm i remember i own a toilet. it hits me. 

  that poo survived 5…

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  Taken 2008

  Watched 30 Nov 2024 2

  was Taken by surprise. This was good. I will find you