juicetheorange

juicetheorange

Feast your eyes upon my superior reviews. Kneel before my vast cinematic intellect and weep.

Favorite films

  • The Life Aquatic with Steve Zissou
  • Moneyball
  • Master and Commander: The Far Side of the World
  • Fishing with John

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  • G.N.A.R.

    ★★★★★

  • Nosferatu

    ★★★½

  • Gladiator

    ★★★★★

  • John Wick: Chapter 4

    ★★★★★

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  • G.N.A.R.

    G.N.A.R.

    ★★★★★

    Gonna apply this to my workplace and see how fast I can get fired.

  • Nosferatu

    Nosferatu

    ★★★½

    Emo Wes Anderson vibes

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  • Dragon Quest: Your Story

    Dragon Quest: Your Story

    ★★★★★

    This movie Is perfect, nothing is wrong in this movie. Martin Scorsese could never.

  • Spider-Man 2

    Spider-Man 2

    ★★★★★

    If I begin my studies in marine biology with a focus in octopuses, within 10 years, I could be Doctor Jacob Thomas Ocker, or rather, Doc Ock for short.