Favorite films

Recent reviews

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  Bumblebee 2018

  ★★★ Watched 23 Nov 2024

  Very cute film, but it does feel very… safe and generic. I feel like this is The film you’d show to normy non-nerdy folks just to introduce them to Transformers.

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  Transformers: Revenge of the Fallen 2009

  ★½ Watched 18 Nov 2024

  This movie draaaaagggggssss and it’s even more unfunnier than the first.

Popular reviews

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  John Henry and the Inky-Poo 1946

  ★★★★ Watched 19 Mar 2023

  It’s a small detail, but I like how the camera shakes every time the Inky-Poo lays nails in the sleepers. I think it adds to the power of the machine and makes it all the more worthwhile when John Henry overcomes it.

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  Lyle, Lyle, Crocodile 2022

  ★½ Watched 11 Mar 2023

  Gotta be one of the most boring run-of-the-mill family movies I’ve ever sat through so far. Conflicts are established and solved way too quickly to even get invested. Lyle doesn’t even look like crocodile here, he looks like a gator. If you’ve ever heard Shawn Mendes sing and seen generic animated live-action hybrid movies, then you’ve already watched LLC. I like that they played a Stevie Wonder song though.