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  Nosferatu 2024

  ★★★★½ Watched 04 Jan 2025

  Hot hot hot hot hot 

  
  This was a perfectly moody, gothic romantic remake. Lilly Rose-Depp really is that bitch and I’m so glad she ate up this role. I wish we got to see more of Nosferatu’s d*ck but alas I can’t have everything. Hopefully they release the porno soon

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  Holiday in the Wild 2019

  ★ Watched 25 Dec 2024

  A movie that is racist in a uniquely The PoisonWood Bible, Mother Theresa, white kids reenacting the Underground railwood way. Also as far as I’m concerned Kristin Davis can only play Charlotte York replicas, which is fun in SATC but so abrasive in this. Bitch yk your in Zambia stop saying “in Africa”

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