Favorite films

Recent reviews

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  Heretic 2024

  Watched 14 Mar 2025

  happy pi day

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  Dog Man 2025

  Watched 12 Mar 2025

  saw this in 4DX (and by 4DX i mean i have adhd and ate a bunch of nerds gummy clusters and felt the room spinning and every muscle vibrate)

Popular reviews

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  Hotel for the Holidays 2022

  Watched 04 Dec 2022 2

  luke: hey i’m sorry i acted so weird earlier so here’s THE BIGGEST MOST ABSURD FUCKING SANDWICH you’ve EVER seen in your LIFE and half a gallon of ranch to help you guzzle it down….
  i graduated from macaroni 

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  Notes of Autumn 2023

  Watched 17 Sep 2023

  ellie is the type of girl to find a rae dunn mug that says “oh my gourd, it’s fall” in home goods and actually purchase it