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Recent reviews

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  Mickey 17 2025

  ★★★★ Watched 14 Mar 2025

  watched this movie then got very drunk and went to club as god intended

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  Strays 2023

  Watched 08 Mar 2025

  whoever wrote this is a perv

Popular reviews

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  First Girl I Loved 2016

  ½ Watched 20 May 2019 1

  This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.

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  Black Swan 2010

  ★ Watched 25 May 2020 2

  sarah lane, a principal dancer with the american ballet theatre, deserves proper credit for doing all of the ACTUAL DANCING in this film. as someone who did ballet productions in partnership with professional companies for over 10 years in my youth, black swan pissed me the fuck off. despite what portman’s oscar campaign wanted you to believe in 2010, it is not possible to become a professional ballet dancer with less than 2 years of training. it takes a lifetime…