Favorite films

Recent reviews

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  Pavane For An Infant 2024

  Watched 22 Mar 2025

  this whole movie feels like a 2hr exposition in slow motion. 
  The premise of the protagonist is great but is suffocated by endless cutaway shots, random ceremonies and slow motion gazing. 
  My head hurt in the end, think I need some kind of action to follow

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  The Critic 2023

  ★½ Watched 16 Mar 2025

  The perfect example that a good script doesn’t equal a good film. 

  The script would probably be a good read but the way they executed it.. beyond boring.
  I don’t care about any of the characters and I don’t know why I should. There is nothing at stake or at least the narrative fails to convey who or what I should care about.

Popular reviews

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  Superpower 2023

  ★ Watched 17 Feb 2023 1

  Perfect Film if you didn’t watch the news the past 12 months and like to see American Boomers stroking their egos on the back of humanitarian crisis and a nation at war.

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  Upstream 2024

  ½ Watched 09 Sep 2024 2

  wish I didn’t see this. This is so wrong on so many levels. Unfortunately not even entertaining, just annoying problematic bullshit.
  The worst of it all is the ending.
  Bro almost died to win slave if the year award. Life hack to save money is to eat on the streets so you don’t have to waste money on a living room. Guy really hacked the system. Oh and also cured diabetes by working harder. Marvellous place, I wish it existed. 

  Feels like real like action minions.