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  Dune 1984

  ★½ Watched 23 Mar 2025

  Wait, THIS is what people are defending? I went in expecting a weird and wacky gem that 80s audiences were too lame for… this just sucks ass. It’s bland and impatient and horrifically stilted. Ye gods

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  Conclave 2024

  ★★★½ Watched 16 Jan 2025

  Unforgivably italian reactionary vapesucker vs unbearable liberal douche who doesn’t play to his audience. Ending had me going woo

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  Air 2023

  ★★½ Watched 13 Apr 2023

  I’m not sure what film I watched. The script had moments of surefire quality, but they were so few and far between that I could barely appreciate it. I’m unsure of how anyone felt comfortable with Chris Tucker’s character, or why no one else has pointed out the melodramatic and undeserved nature of the speech given by Matt Damon in the meeting with the Jordans. What I feel like this film lacked was a real arc - it was a…

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  Safe 1995

  ★★★★½ Rewatched 25 May 2024

  I just LOVE that little fella on the poster, he basically tells you all you need to know about the film

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