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  Conclave 2024

  ★★★★ Watched 21 Feb 2025

  bitch these girls are messy as hell

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  Blink Twice 2024

  ★★½ Watched 09 Sep 2024

  This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.

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  Saltburn 2023

  ½ Watched 10 Dec 2023

  got so bored i left the theatre to hit my vape in the bathroom and missed the only scene jacob elordi's ass was out

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  Valhalla Rising 2009

  ★★★ Watched 05 Mar 2023

  even when he has 0 lines, mads mikkelsen is still the best actor alive

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