junesrphm

junesrphm

Favorite films

  • Chicago
  • What We Do in the Shadows
  • The Count of Monte Cristo
  • Conclave

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  • The Craft

    ★★★★½

  • The Wizard of the Emerald City, Part 1

    ★★

  • Due Date

    ★★½

  • The Hangover

    ★★★½

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  • The Craft

    The Craft

    ★★★★½

    I'm in love with the shop lady

  • Due Date

    Due Date

    ★★½

    I'm never going to the US

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  • Ocean's Eleven

    Ocean's Eleven

    ★★★★

    they need to collab with barbie

  • Conclave

    Conclave

    ★★★★★

    The Pope, the Idea vs. the Pope, the Man
    Everyone knows that the Pope is cool as fuck. But who knows what he's thinking? Who knows why he takes care of turtles? And why do we think about him as fondly as we think of the mythical (nonexistent?) Dr Pepper? Perchance.
    When the Pope leaves his place of safety to take care of a turty, he knows that he may Die. We think of the Pope as a hero, but he is simply a one percentner of a more privileged variety. The lifekind. Perchance.

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