Favorite films

Recent reviews

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  Spirit: Stallion of the Cimarron 2002

  ★★★★½ Watched 01 Mar 2025

  Beta Disney: so we’ll have Pocahontas fall in love with a colonizer and write a song about how both sides are equally bad

  Chad Dreamworks: and then Spirit will DERAIL the train built for westward expansion and BLOW UP the US soldiers’ encampment while allying with natives

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  Clue 1985

  ★★★★ Watched 31 Jan 2025

  The cuntiest women I’ve seen in my life, I love them

  I love the black widow and that she canonically kills all her husbands and that it’s only ever used as a punchline and no one actually cares

Popular reviews

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  Tall Girl 2019

  ★ Watched 28 Dec 2024

  the homecoming outfit😭😭😭

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  Christopher Robin 2018

  ★★★★½ Watched 22 Aug 2024

  I cried the whole time - only recent Disney live action with a soul

  Also I thought the animators made the critters look so cute, did not feel uncanny valley to me

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