Favorite films

Recent reviews

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  Free Birds 2013

  ½ Watched 27 Mar 2025

  We're going back in time to the first Thanksgiving to take turkey off the menu.

  That's right we're stopping the movie immediately after Woody Harrelson says We're going back in time to the first Thanksgiving to take turkey off the menu

  
  Part of why we turned this off is it is so painful to watch on streaming because they've made it 60 fps and it looks insane and disorienting

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  Blood Money 2012

  ★½ Watched 27 Mar 2025

  5 Payday Heists in a row and a Tekken fight is unfortunately not a coherent movie

Popular reviews

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  Junior 1994

  ★★★½ Watched 12 Feb 2025

  Arnold Schwarzenegger is not allowed to have babies anymore, due to woke university initiatives and a TERF scientist who does not respect his bodily autonomy

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  Wolf Children 2012

  ★★★★★ Added

  I was so nervous this movie was going to be a serious film in the way that I would have to see children experiencing racism for being wolves or that the mom was going to die but it was serious in that it was extremely gut wrenching and lovely.