Favorite films

Recent reviews

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  Smile 2 2024

  ★★★★ Watched 30 Mar 2025

  the smile monster looks goofy and I'd prefer it be an unseen nebulous force but Naomi Scott's descent into madness slayed

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  Three Thousand Years of Longing 2022

  ★★★★★ Watched 21 Feb 2025

  If all supernatural beings are such good conversationalists its no wonder humans keep trying to fuck them.

  Also, all I could think when Big Djinn was on screen: Damn. 🥵

Popular reviews

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  An Alan Smithee Film: Burn, Hollywood, Burn 1997

  ★★★ Watched 22 Sep 2021 1

  A bunch of white guys from Hollywood tried to make a (for once not self aggrandizing) point, but fucked it up because they're a bunch of out-of-touch rich white men.

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  Vidocq 2001

  ★★ Watched 02 Feb 2024

  Feels like they got an editor whose prior experience all came from music videos