Just a lonely, heartsick boy writing letters to a girl he never got to meet.
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Boss Level 2021
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It's insulting that some might surmise
This movie'd do aught but comprise -
With its action meandering
And its bad jokes and pandering -
An incentive to gouge out my eyesI hope you're well,
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Woman of the Hour 2023
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There's something troubling to me about the idea of rating a film based on actual events, especially one so provocative as The Woman of the Hour(2023). Any criticism I might have would be voiced in bad faith. Any praise I might have would be hypocritical in a letter to a woman who responded to me the way Sheryl(Kendrick) responds to Rodney(Zovatto). I'd have a number of things to say after seeing this film but for the fact that the only one that matters is
I'm sorry, Stranger, and I hope you're well,
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The Shining 1980
This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.
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There are a lot of classic horror films I haven't seen or saw for the first time well after their release. The Shining(1980) is one of the latter. Considering its rating, I wouldn't have been allowed to see it before I was eighteen. It was a rule under my mother's roof.One of the things about missing out on an iconic film for a long time is the slow onset of spoilers. I don't think I had that many…
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La La Land 2016
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Imma write a real letter maybe possibly in the near future, but for now ...
Suffice it to say that at a time in my life characterized by devastating loneliness and self loathing, the first half of La La Land(2016) made me feel nothing. So I stopped watching.
Possibly it isn't the movie's fault. Possibly, I'll know for sure some day.
For now, I hope you're well,
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