Visually compelling but a bit paint-by-numbers otherwise. Unexpectedly mid for our Lord of the Lit House.
Lily-Rose Depp in particular seemed to be drawn straight from the performances of better vampiric and possessed damsels before her. Spooky, satisfying munching & crunching on big boy's part was a highlight.
Had a big laugh on a particular cut from Depp mournfully wondering 'however would she survive if hubby were to die!' to him just /laid the fuck out/ on the castle floor like a frat teen the morning after a rager
