Favorite films

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  Ghosted 2023

  ★★½ Watched 23 Jan 2025 1

  This film sucked, you should not watch it unless you love car commercials. But it has Ana de Armas so I will probably watch it again. To be fair around the 1.32.44 mark onwards it became not completely boring and somewhat alright. Oh and for some reason the falcon and the winter soldier turn up in Pakistan. Just need Chris Evans to lock in and do some cool shit again

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  Red One 2024

  ★★★★★ Watched 18 Nov 2024

  Now this is what cinema was made for.

  Doesn’t get better than this, only downhill from here.

  Like I said the only downside to this masterpiece is that nothing will ever come close to this level of greatness.

  A truly special film.

Popular reviews

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  Joker: Folie à Deux 2024

  ½ Watched 05 Sep 2024 1

  Terrible, this is not a Joker film and that is not Harley Quinn. Should never have been made. Who’s genius idea was it to take Harley Quinn and remove any recognisable characteristic and just turn her into women who wears face paint.

  Almost forgot my favourite part of these characters is when they both sing and dance together, oh no that doesn’t happen cos it’s not a fcking Musical, but this film is.

  They don’t even sing Joker Face so what’s the point of even casting Lady Gaga in the 1st place.

  And don’t put French in the title just to sound more prestigious.

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  Transformers: Dark of the Moon 2011

  ★★★ Watched 19 Oct 2024 2

  Shia LaBeouf and John Turturr are the greatest actors of all time.

  Film was better than the 2nd one but had no Megan Fox so can’t be rated higher. Very clearly a Michael Bay film as if there was anything to blow up, it gets blown up. All that was missing was Dwayne Johnson fighting Megatron in hand to hand combat for it to be Peak but sadly didn’t happen. Again another fun film but the ending was one of the most rushed things I’ve ever seen.

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