Oh this really didn’t do it for me…
Falling victim to the cardinal sins of both the romance and horror genres, Heart Eyes is a sloppy 90-minute dirge to a predictable and unsatisfying ending. Aggressively meta with relentless and painfully unsubtle references, it borrows too much from its muses (*cough, cough* Scream) and indulges in the genres most exhausted tropes.
When it’s a rom-com, it’s very hollow and very Hallmark. And, when it’s a slasher, any suspense is eroded by our…
