Favorite films

Recent reviews

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  The Substance 2024

  ★★★★½ Watched 15 Mar 2025

  You ever melted on your Hollywood Star? Yeah, me neither.

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  The Menu 2022

  ★★★★★ Watched 13 Mar 2025

  I love when men get their dreams crushed and Tony from Skins is there

Popular reviews

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  Madame Web 2024

  ★★★ Watched 29 Feb 2024

  You know how people are like “well you couldn’t have written something better” 
  I absolutely could have. I swear on my life I could’ve written a better film. Dakota, baby, I’m sorry they played you. 

  Sydney Sweeney I’m sorry they canceled Everything Sucks and now you’re here. 

  The other two, you were good I’m sorry you had to be in this but you did carry I swear. 

  Adam Scott, you’re the only man I support here. 

  Emma Roberts, how did they get you here?

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  Oldboy 2003

  ★★★★ Watched 16 Aug 2023

  I too would have liked a better villain penthouse.