Favorite films

Recent reviews

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  A Midsummer Night's Dream 1999

  ★★★★ Watched 19 Feb 2025

  i think life would be so much funnier if everyone rode those fuckass bikes everywhere

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  Sweethearts 2024

  ★★★★★ Watched 08 Feb 2025

  oh my goddd this movie was perfect what the hell. love love loved it. not technically an all in one night movie but i'm counting it anyway

Popular reviews

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  Romance with a Twist 2024

  ★★★½ Watched 09 Feb 2024

  3.5/5

  This one had promise, but like i’m begging Hallmark to hire real choreographers when they do dance movies. The silks routine at the end was good, but any dance on the ground level was meh.
  The female lead was very endearing! Which would make this a great movie if literally everyone else in it wasn’t talking shit on her all the damn time. Esp her counterpart, who i found supremely unlikable from beginning to end. He was literally such a dick to her and i’m supposed to believe he was falling in love. He wasn’t even a lovable asshole he was just an asshole

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  The Naughty Nine 2023

  ★★★★★ Rewatched 23 Nov 2023

  honestly even better the second time and here’s why. 
  we missed the first 10ish minutes of the movie the first time bc we watched it on cable after amazing race. so i didn’t get the full scope of how absolutely diabolical this kid is. the introduction to the status quo is simply a day in the life of your budding sociopath. this kid understands the minds of his adversaries in a way rivaling hannibal lectar—he manages to predict and sidestep…

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