Favorite films

Recent reviews

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  Mufasa: The Lion King 2024

  ★½ Watched 26 Mar 2025

  I hope that fuckass pig and his lemur friend gets poached

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  The Lion King 2019

  ★ Watched 25 Mar 2025

  Congrats Disney, you somehow made an adaptation of the lion king that’s worse than the school play my 10 year old cousin was in.

Popular reviews

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  Five Nights at Freddy's 2023

  ★★★½ Watched 25 Oct 2023

  Har har, har har ha

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  Tangled 2010

  ★★★★½ Rewatched 16 Mar 2025

  It’s a miracle Rapunzel didn’t discover a The Office US box set in her 18 years in that tower or she would’ve become a truly insufferable person