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The Blob 1988
This movie has some of the craziest special effects ever put to film. It is truly impressive work that at times makes you question how it was accomplished. The special effects are on the level of The Fly and The thing but it does have a weakness in the story. The story never feels engaging especially with essentially a lack of a main character until a decent way into the movie. The story has some subversions that help make it…
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Novocaine 2025
This is a fun action comedy. What sets it apart from all the other action comedies is that it gets very gross with the injuries. The jokes and action are all average but you see the aftermath of each wound and they are gnarly. What holds the movie back for me are the character motivations. I can’t be convinced that this guy would go on a murder spree for a woman he has known for effectively one day. The fun…
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The Ringer 2005
You’d think a movie with this premise would be incredibly offensive. Instead it’s a comedy that actually has a lot of care and respect for people with disabilities. It had many moments that made me laugh and they were never at the expense of the people with disabilities but instead at the expense of Johnny Knoxville who the movie knows is doing something incredibly terrible and scummy. It’s a comedy that plays like most other comedies and doesn’t break too…
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Journey to Hell 2022
This movie is the worst garbage fire of a movie I’ve seen. It’s also not so bad it’s good it’s just legitimately bad. Also, a lot of it is in poor taste especially some of the people that show up in hell.
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