Favorite films

Recent reviews

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  Longlegs 2024

  ★★★★ Watched 26 Aug 2024

  So satanic even the credits roll backwards!

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  Thanksgiving 2023

  ★★ Watched 24 Jun 2024

  you still suck at making movies, Eli!!!

Popular reviews

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  Day of the Dead: Bloodline 2017

  ★ Watched 15 Feb 2021

  I paid no money to watch this movie, yet I still feel ripped off.

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  Demon City Shinjuku 1988

  ★★½ Watched 14 Feb 2022

  When it looks good (colors, lightning!) it looks REALLY good. The narrative is dragging on though and the english dubbing is atrocious. Worth watching for the fights!