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Gladiator II 2024
This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.
This really just didn't need to be made. The points are for Denzel hard carrying what would have been an otherwise mediocre character and the first half-ish of the movie being decently enjoyable, but seeing them waste Acacius, disrespect Gracchus and fridge Lucilla just lost me.
Lucius doing a total 180 from hating Rome and his mother to loving both was weird as hell, and the last act of the movie just felt hasty and abrupt. I feel like this…
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Ghost: Rite Here Rite Now 2024
probably the best live rendition of square hammer i've yet to see
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BlackBerry 2023
The buzzing Storm is probably one of the greatest callbacks I've ever witnessed in a film.
Glenn Howerton in fits of rage is pure joy, and I want to see him cast in more films where he gets to flip out.
Solid flick.
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Uncut Gems 2019
I probably should have checked in with a cardiologist straight after watching this film, as it might have shaved several months off my life. One of the most stressful watches I've ever put myself through.
In a good way. Adam Sandler can act, and it makes you wish he didn't spend so much of his career making garbage.
Don't gamble, kids.
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