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  Alien: Covenant 2017

  ★★½ Watched 17 Mar 2025

  As the youths would say ‘it was ighhhhtttt’
  Mamma Mia was definitely better

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  Before Sunset 2004

  ½ Watched 08 Mar 2025

  There is no way I watched the sequel.
  I hate my life and my poor decision making. 
  I rather run on the treadmill for an hour and twenty minutes.

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  Anora 2024

  ½ Watched 06 Mar 2025

  Worst movie I have ever watched. She should have never won that Oscar. 
  We need a dislike button

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  The Substance 2024

  ½ Watched 22 Oct 2024

  Started off OK. 
  After 30 min … movie started to become horrible ……… this reminds me why i don’t go to the movies and pay actual money (thanks Matt) to watch new movies like these. 

  This should be a porn movie and NOT a horror movie

  People who actually like this movie are in it for the naked girls and not because of the story line. 
   
  This makes me want to go back to my Terrifier Review and rate it a one star.  Holy ‘the substance’ was HORRIBLEEEEEEEEE. 

  Perks to the popcorn though 💥🌽

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