Jess

Jess

I probably have shitty taste in movies.
I also probably suck at reviews, but I don’t care.

Favorite films

  • Tombstone
  • Into the Wild
  • The Big Sick
  • Saw

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  • Heart Eyes

    ★★★½

  • My Bloody Valentine

    ★★★

  • The Deadly Spawn

    ★★★

  • Saw

    ★★★★½

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  • The Substance

    The Substance

    ★★★★½

    My favorite part was when macho man Ken ran from the mojo dojo casa house cause he was scared of what was in the bathroom.

  • Red One

    Red One

    ★★½

    Krampus…smash

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  • Winnie-the-Pooh: Blood and Honey 2

    Winnie-the-Pooh: Blood and Honey 2

    ★★½

    “Come here, you fluorescent bitch.” will probably be my favorite cinematic line of the year

  • The Happening

    The Happening

    ★½

    “Lemme watch this one again...it wasn’t that bad right.”
    I played myself.

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