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Recent reviews

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  Trolls 2016

  Watched 16 Mar 2025

  doing the important leg work of introducing children to simon and garfunkel

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  Opus 2025

  Watched 14 Mar 2025

  not sure it quite knew how to get where it wanted to go, but it was fun! indescribably weird to hear a chuck norris joke in 2025. anyway, ayo is the perfect final girl and john malkovich makes a cunty pop star. i fear dina simone is the song of the summer!

Popular reviews

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  Blink Twice 2024

  Watched 23 Aug 2024

  This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.

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  Strange Darling 2023

  ½ Watched 30 Aug 2024 2

  is it worms? is it brain worms? is that why y’all like this vile insufferable dogshit so much? is it because of the brain worms you have?