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Recent reviews

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  Black Bag 2025

  ★★★★ Watched 16 Mar 2025

  I felt smart af watching this

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  Bridesmaids 2011

  ★★★ Watched 14 Mar 2025

  Been giving everything I watch three stars lately but that’s just how it’s been and I refuse to apologize. This was pretty funny but I felt like they somehow managed to make Kristin Wiig kinda unlikable and everyone ends up pissed at her character and I’m liked yeah that makes sense, you should be pissed because her behavior is unacceptable! And the cop guy’s anger was weird and kind of unjustified, he took way too long to forgive her

Popular reviews

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  Babygirl 2024

  ½ Watched 04 Jan 2025 1

  In high school there was a mysterious figure who would go in the men’s bathroom and smear their shit all over the walls. We had no idea who it was, but we called him Poo Poo Picasso. Some even called him the Van Gogh Shitter. Watching this movie made me realize what a visionary he was. He proved it was possible to turn pure excrement into art, to elevate it beyond the base and mundane. Sometimes you can only appreciate a true trailblazer in retrospect, when you see something that is a mere facsimile of what he once created; pure shit, no art.

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  The Monkey 2025

  ★★★ Watched 22 Feb 2025

  Very funny but it needed Terrifier levels of gore, movies like this should be mean-spirited and evil and make me leave the theater questioning my life choices

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