Jordan Roberts

Jordan Roberts

i like to pretend i’ve seen more movies than i have but you guys get my complete honesty.

Favorite films

  • Strictly Ballroom
  • Pride & Prejudice
  • The Band Wagon
  • Hunt for the Wilderpeople

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  • The Fountain

    ★★★½

  • The Favourite

    ★★★★

  • Saltburn

    ★★★

  • Ferrari

    ★★★½

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  • The Fountain

    The Fountain

    ★★★½

    on the surface this film is convoluted metaphor about accepting the interminability of death, jumping between timelines to visualise the ongoing turmoil associated with realising one’s mortality. 

    the real message, however, is this: hugh jackman looks freaky with no hair

  • The Favourite

    The Favourite

    ★★★★

    yorgos said “i will make an environment so toxic” and hired emma stone and rachel weisz, obviously!

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  • Under The Stars

    Under The Stars

    ★★★

    Rocky II had nothing on Yazid the ice sculptor

  • Ferrari

    Ferrari

    ★★★½

    him: you better not be patrick dempsey with an italian accent when i get there 

    me: 🇮🇹🏎️👱🏻‍♂️

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