jvss

jvss

i actually have never watched a movie in my life

Favorite films

  • Big Eden
  • God's Own Country
  • Mad Max: Fury Road
  • Manchester by the Sea

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  • Bohemian Rhapsody

    ★★★

  • Jojo Rabbit

    ★★★½

  • Secretary

    ★★★★

  • Longlegs

    ★★★½

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  • Bohemian Rhapsody

    Bohemian Rhapsody

    ★★★

    rami malek did not wear prosthetic teeth and get dialect coaching to the bohemian rhapsody movie just for critics to say that he cant sing. dont worry mr. malek. i saw your gay hip thrusts.

  • Secretary

    Secretary

    ★★★★

    no comment!

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  • A Real Pain

    A Real Pain

    ★★★

    they love to make kieran culkin play a blunt man-child who can’t help but make others laugh at his expense and cannot for the life of him mask any of his true emotions. love u kieran culkin <3

  • Nosferatu

    Nosferatu

    ★★★★½

    thomas: fuck that nosferatu guy!
    ellen: im trying

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