Jwalds

Jwalds

Favorite films

  • Knives Out
  • La La Land
  • Rear Window
  • 1917

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  • Top Gun: Maverick

    ★★★½

  • Speed

    ★★★★★

  • Mickey 17

    ★★★★★

  • The Pink Panther

    ★★★★

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  • Top Gun: Maverick

    Top Gun: Maverick

    ★★★½

    kind of military porn but it’s alright, the jet scenes are sick

  • Speed

    Speed

    ★★★★★

    tom cruise wishes he could make an action movie as perfect as this.

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  • Poor Things

    Poor Things

    ½

    frankenstein ripoff + masquerading child sexual assault as female empowerment (?) + the most cacophonous music possible + vile and disturbing sex scenes throughout the entire thing = a movie that somehow gets nominated for best picture ahead of asteroid city, passages, or priscilla apparently. 

    (but haha a child in a woman’s body getting groped by an old man is so empowering)

  • Mickey 17

    Mickey 17

    ★★★★★

    i would die for the roly poly creatures!

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