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The Lord of the Rings: The War of the Rohirrim 2024
Just went to review this and saw drew gave this 2 stars and I’m actually irate with him over it so that’s how I’m starting my review.
Did I start drinking when we put this on? Yeah. Was it still a fucking masterpiece?! ALSO YEAH
GIVE ME 100 MORE TOLKIEN MOVIES PLEASE
Wish I could upload pics of the tear stains on my shirt from this cause I sobbed the entire second half of this movie it was perfect.
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Nosferatu 2024
I really had to come to terms with the fact that I am a pervert in this movie cause like the entire movie I was like “this is hot” and Anastasia was next to me just lowkey scared and I was like “are you not horny from this” and she was like “can you shut the fuck up and watch this movie” and yeah.
Idk if that should have made it into my review or just been a private thought…
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Jackpot! 2024
You ever have like an amazing slice of pie (Blockers) and you’re just like fuck I want another slice of pie so you go and get another slice of pie (Ricky Stanicky) and it’s almost just as good as the first but you feel pretty full now. Then you realize there’s one more slice of pie and you’re like “fuck… I’m doing it” so you eat that last slice (Jackpot!) and you shove it down like a little piggy and then you’re like “damn… should’ve stopped at two. I mean the third slice was good but I’m now officially sick of pie. Too much pie”
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